whatcha neeeee-that's Charles shirt isn't it? i can smell his cologne from here. Please dont tell me that Welsh-towhead is running around the office shirtless.. (Confused and concerned)

we were on fire, same! Winning  one match after the next. we couldn't be stopped! It's the highest rank I've ever been! (Proud and excited)

Jacob is a graffiti artist. that doesn't really carry over to user interface design. (Sarcastic and honest)