Dungeons and Dragons: Radio Shows
Andrew58627 for Fangzy Bangzy of Lizardfolk Radio
Fangzy Bangzy is an overly enthusiastic Lizardfolk that refers to himself in the 3rd person, constantly. He believes that monarchies, especially the Lizardfolk monarchy, is evil. He has a party blower and a fez, and talks like an American gangster with a lisp. He is easy going, loves pineapple, and is very fond of his brother Clyde. He is absolutely terrified of red hair.
Welcome to Lizardfolk Radio, ladies and gentlemen. Fangzy Bangzy is here to entertain you all with his wit, charm and good taste in music. Now, time for Fangzy Bangzy to dig into his record collection to find you the best tracks Fangzy Bangzy has to offer!
Fangzy Bangzy has decided that it is time to quickly read out some news. There has been a rise in elevator muggings.However, Fangzy is pleased to report that recent guard training has allowed for fast response times, meaning that the majority of muggers are caught soon after and the belongings returned to their owners. Fangzy Bangzy could say that this story had its ups and downs.
And that is it for today’s show with Fangzy Bangzy. Fangzy Bangzy hopes to hear from you all through fan mail, and he hopes you will listen in again later in the week. Goodbye loyal listeners, Fangzy wishes you well!
Well I did a little goof, I didn't try it with a lisp so everyone else that audition good luck!