Time... line? Time isn't made out of lines. It is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round!

That guy Tex is really a robot, and you're his boyfriend. So that makes you.... a gay robot!

Now, I, am, thinking, about... kittens! Guh, kit-tens, cov-ered in spikes! That makes, me, angry! My name is Michael J. Caboose, and I hate babies!