Incorrect Homestuck Quotes
Karklesprite for Jake English
"Jake loves adventure and brawling, and writes in a very peculiar fashion. It would appear that Jake shares a number of things in common with John, including his appreciation for movies (in his mind, both good and shitty movies are complete masterpieces) and his allergy to peanuts. He has a fond regard for blue-skinned ladies and for spider-girls, traits shared with his pre-scratch self. He dislikes monsters (though this is completely justified), which is in keeping with Grandpa's extensive collection of "trophies"."
(Taken from the Homestuck Wiki)
I imagine him having a voice like John's, except having an English accent and being a bit more peppy!
“I mean I wouldn't put it in a way like that or come out against a solid policy of clean trousers. But yes adventure is awesome.”
“And it seems there is a BILLION POINT BILLION percent chance that you're a shitty stubborn jerk of a program who won't listen to reason and that if there's even a 1% chance my REAL LIFE FRIEND would be cool and help me out here then I think I LIKE THOSE FREAKIN' ODDS!!!!!”
