Dungeons and Dragons: Radio Shows
Znuffyztruggle for Teri Wohgon the Dwarf, DJ at Station Ausimel Rock
Teri, unlike his real life counterpart, is not very professional at his job. He’s loud, loves pulling pranks, and is honestly surprised he hasn’t been fired by the station. But, the listeners love him, and the station managers have no choice but to keep him around. He can also be responsible and somewhat proper when he needs to be, so he’s not completely reckless. He sounds like a stereotypical dwarf, but he does not swear.
Oh hello there! Tis I, Teri Wohgon here at Ausimel Rock! Sit back, relax, and listen to the best music the Dwarves have to offer! And for any new listeners, just follow me! I’ll lead the way!
And now for a bit more news. A journalist has been arrested after she was found snooping around the Dwarven palace. It is unclear as to what she was doing there, but the guards are on high alert and have put out warnings to the public; anyone without authorization to be on the palace grounds is to be arrested immediately. So, if any of you were thinking of popping on down to the royal gardens, don’t bother.”
News just in! Listen up, this could be important! I hope you’re all listening cause this is super-duper important, everyone! There’s a sale at Penny’s! There you go, that was the news. What? Don’t get annoyed at me; I just get paid to read out what the paper guy hands to me. See look, he’s handing me a bit of paper now; Billy’s mum has a hairy chest, see, I’ll read out anything they hand to me. Sorry Billy, I’m sure your mother is lovely, but if the paper says she has pubes on her tits it’s gotta be said. Anyway, back to the music.
