"Hahahahaha…I think you’ve got me all wrong! My motives aren’t so sophisticated as revenge or honor or any of that. The reason I killed all of those men, was because I could. It’s that simple…"

"Hahahaha…hands down. That’s got to be the funniest joke I’ve heard in a long long time. The Freezing Alchemist wants me to come play his side kick. Well, as fun as that sounds. The Crimson Alchemist works alone…I always have."

"Now that is too bad…"