(Bored and Unsatisfied) "Nah, I'm pretty sure that old guy is okay, he probably just fainted.  Because seiously, anyone can survive with a hole in their body."

(Semi-serious) "Move a fucking inch and I will stab you with this knife -- I mean, honestly I like my really sharp nails but it just makes it look less bad-ass. (Neutral) Like serious man, have you ever seen a child hold a knife?"

(Neutral) "You know what, your fishing rod sucks, give me back my fucking skateboard you little shit."