Dungeons and Dragons: Radio Shows
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Thelanora is an upperclass Elven town. Many of the elves living here are very posh, but are polite to visitors and do not look down upon them. I need a small cast of presenters for this radio station, maybe 2 or 3, to read out adverts and small news segments each week. The scripts will change each week depending on what the players got up to in the session. When the party moves away from the town, anyone cast in this role may continue to read out scripts for other radio stations around the world.
Are you looking for fine swords capable of slaying chaotic demons? Or perhaps you need armour for fighting troublesome abominations? Then look no further! Pop in to Eilwenys' Exquisite Equipments for all your monster killing needs!
Need a place to stay for the night? The Quiet Maiden Inn is the perfect place to rest your head after a long day's travel, or after one of our fine Zelmalis ales! Come and stay overnight now while our deal stands; buy one night, get a second one half price!
Did you see that ludicrous display last night? What was Wenger thinking, betting on Grandel? The problem with betting is you can't always rely on the Breleth Barbarians to walk it in! Betty Netty! Game on!
Allo allo! While your voice doesn't suit this role, might I suggest you have a go at auditioning for Teri Wohgon? He's a typical shouty dwarf that doesn't have many cares for rules, and is the sort of man who would say something rude on the radio and not get in trouble for it. If you can make yourself sound a bit older, I reckon that would be perfect for the role!