And now, everyone please join me in wishing Sally a happy birthday!    

Eat up everybody, I have a big announcement to make!

Now, things have been rough.  The surface has been all but destroyed by nuclear war but there is hope!  I can finally reveal what we have been slaving away working on down here... prototype radiaition scrubbers!  Once activated they will absorb all of the radiation within a one mile radius from their deployment... we'll be able to live mostly normal lives on the surface again by the end of the month!