Snakes and Hamsters
WarIsOver for SKIMMY
SKIMMY- SKIMMY has been around a while, is older and fatter. He is often like a general or drill instructor for young hamsters, trying to help them from being selected for a feeding to the snakes (usually BBS). He remains optimistic and humorous, somewhat child like but he's constantly fearful and on the lookout for signs of the feeder employees. The only time he really chills out is after closing time when there's a long delay from any possibilities of being fed to the snake when the place opens again. He remained alive for months for some unknown reason, but it might be because he's narcoleptic (falls asleep suddenly) which seems to help avoid being picked out by the feeders. He might have a bit of a rasp to his voice, he's always nervous but also always looking for a joke unless he's being solemn about another hamster death. Hamsters are friendly with the other rodents but cannot communicate much with them.
(to cadet young hamsters) If you go to sleep, he won’t want to give him a second meal!
Careful! You’re better off not running too much in that wheel, it’ll make you look real cute to the feeder. They’ll use their scooper on you, plop you down into Big Bad Snake’s cage and he’ll gobble you down in no time— I’ve seen it!
(after a hamster death) Bless ye for you are worth more than a meal…when you are gone you will be remembered for your bravery in your deeds. Rest in peace friend. Maybe you have some chance in there!
I think I may be in fact, a huge noob as I have psoted the same auditon twice