“Captain Bainbridge – you’ll like him. He might be a little strange at times, but at least he’s fair. Some of the crew say he used to be a pirate, but don’t you believe it. He’s true blue!”

(excitedly) “It could work! You and I are about the same size. Put you in my clothes and stuff your hair into a cap and no one would know the better. Just keep your head down and kind of mumble
if anyone speaks to you. (chuckles) Everyone will think they’re seeing double!”