FOOL! You think you can hurt ME??? I am a ghost that lives inside a dummy. My cousin used to live inside a dummy too. Until... YOU CAME ALONG! When you talked to them, they thought they were in for a nice chat... But the things you said...! Horrible! Shocking! UNBELIEVEABLE! It spooked them right out of their dummy! HUMAN! I'll scare the SOUL right out of your body!

Futile. Futile! FUTILE!
[is hit by his minion's projectiles by accident]
OWWW, you dummies!! Watch where you're aiming your magic attacks! ...
[realizes the player heard him]
Hey! You! Forget anything I said about magic!!! I'll defeat you and take your soul! I'll use your soul to cross the barrier! I'll stand in the window of a fancy store! THEN EVERYTHING I WANT WILL BE MINE! Huh? Yeah, I guess that'll avenge my cousin. What was their name again?
[is hit by magic]
Feeble. Feeble! FEEBLE!
[is hit by magic again]
Foolish. Foolish! FOOLISH!
[is hit by magic yet again, this time driving him even more crazy]
Dummies. Dummies! DUMMIES! Remember how I said NOT to shoot at me? Well... FAILURES! YOU'RE FIRED! YOU'RE ALL BEING REPLACED!

Who cares. Who cares! WHO CARES!! I DON'T NEED FRIENDS!!! I'VE GOT KNIFES!!!
[player dodges a single knife] I'm... [eyes narrow and he/she/it is sweating a bit] ...out of knifes.
[Goes back to being crazy] BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER!!! YOU CAN'T HURT ME AND I CAN'T HURT YOU!
YOU'LL BE STUCK FIGHTING ME...
Forever.
Forever!
FOREVER!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!