Holy Fuck i'm turning into Erin.

Soon i'm going to own a minivan and start taking you and Peggy to soccer practice.

And every saturday night after i finally put you both to bed, i’ll go out to the bar and drink wine with my fellow mom Erin, and we’ll both complain about our problematic children-

And then when i get home i find out both you and peggy burned down the house and id have to put you in custody of your father Angela and then id have to move in with Erin and deal with his five children(jokingly serious)

I don’t know who the fuck you are from Alex’s past but I don’t remember you, so clearly you didn’t fight in the revolution. But I’d advise you to leave her alone, she’s no longer Alexander Hamilton, much less does she remember. So you better leave her the fuck alone or you’ll have some problems with me(angrily)

Nah, besides you and Peggy are probably gonna make me braid your hair anyway(shruged tone)