Narrator, Lady Body Builder, and Comedic Male Guard
zerotohero77 for Narrator
This role is one we'd like to have for a long time. These snippets are meant to lean more on the comedic side, so a narrator with good comedic timing is essential. We have no requirements for exactly how the narration lines should be read, so be creative and give us any takes you like! And gender or accent will do, as long the lines are read clearly.
After Thes had successfully murdered the bothersome creature known as Felicia Fire, she summoned up her super awesome, godlike powers to transport herself to the portal leading out of Universe 38. However, once at the portal’s station, the use of magic was under strict surveillance, so she would have to generate a sphere of banality in order to pass through unnoticed. Unfortunately, she had been so distraught over the anticlimactic finale of her search for the mighty destroyer of minions that she forgot to summon the sphere.
Thes summoned up her mighty sphere of banality, and the security guard known as Ronda Jones immediately stopped caring about what was inside aforementioned sphere. However, the magic detection grid lit up like a pack of cool kids in the high school bathroom during lunch, and a slew of security guards encircled the area. Even the mighty sphere of banality was no match for a computer system targeting the source of a magic spell with security feeds and gps coordinates.
Ronda Jones tackled Thes. This irritated Thes. She did not like to be touched.
