Undertale Dub
shoopd for Papyrus
Papyrus (/pəˈpaɪɹəs/, pa-PIE-rus), known as COOLSKELETON95 on UnderNet, is the younger brother of Sans, and a major character in Undertale. He wants to catch a human, so that he can become a member of the Royal Guard.
Papyrus is a loud and flamboyant skeleton who presents a confident, charismatic image of himself. He tends to work hard, and despite his brash personality, he is a very kind skeleton at heart. He is extremely optimistic and innocent, as shown on a Genocide Run when he continues to believe the protagonist is good at heart, even as the protagonist attacks and ultimately kills him.
Papyrus is occasionally rather oblivious and nonobservant, such as when he tries to rub different kinds of creams and "sauces" behind his ears, only to realize that he doesn't have any ears. He can be witty at times, especially when he used reverse psychology to trick Undyne into making friends with the protagonist.
For all of his skeleton faults, Papyrus seems to match this with how overwhelmingly determined he is, a feature that made Undyne take notice of him when he waited and begged her from midnight to morning for her to accept him into "royal guard training".
He really likes spaghetti and cooks it in his spare time, though many characters seem to think that he's really not very good at it (Frisk describing the taste as "indescribable"). Sans says that ever since he started taking lessons that his culinary talents have improved greatly, and that in a year, his food might even be "edible". He also has a love for puzzles, as shown in his dialogue and the numerous amount of puzzles he prepares whilst the protagonist approaches Snowdin Town.
*REMEMBER TO REALLY ROLL THAT "GREAT" word as shown in edited 1st line :) *
Sans...? Oh. My. God! Is that... A human?!?!?
(Sans: "Uh... Actually, I think that's a rock.")
Oh...
(Sans: "Hey, what's that in front of the rock?")
Oh my god!
*excitedly whispers* is... is that a human?
(Sans: *whispers back* "Yes.")
OH MY GOD!!! Sans, I finally did it!! Undyne will... I'm gonna.... I'll be so....
POPULAR!
POPULAR!!
POPULAR!!!
*clears throat*
Human.You shall not pass this area! I, the grrrrreat Papyrus, will stop you! I will then capture you! You will be delivered to the capital! Then... THEN... I'm not sure what's next.
In any case, continue... Only if you dare! NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!
Human, this is your final and most dangerous challenge! Behold, the gauntlet of deadly terror!
*a ball and chain, two spears, a cannon, a flamethrower, and a white Pomeranian dangling slowly by a rope wrapped around its waist appear from above and below the bridge the protagonist is standing on*
When I say the word, it will fully activate! Each part will swing violently up and down! Only the tiniest chance of victory will remain! Are you ready?! Because! I! Am! About! To do it!
...
(Sans: "Well? What's the hold up?")
Holdup?! what holdup?! I'm... about to activate it now!
...
(Sans: "That, uh, doesn't look very activated.")
Well! This challenge! It seems... Maybe... Too easy to defeat the human with. Yeah! We can't use this one! I am a skeleton with standards! My puzzles are very fair! And my traps are expertly cooked! But this method is too direct! No class at all! Away it goes!
*the traps disappear off screen*
Phew... What're you looking at?! This was another decisive victory for Papyrus! Nyeh! Heh! Heh?!
*storms off*
So you came back to have a date with me. You must be really serious about this... I'll have to take you someplace really special. A place I like to spend a lot of time!
...
My house!
The laugh + roll in your tongue when you say "The Great Papyrus" is my favourite thing in this world omg. You have such amazing inflection too. This is amazing! u v u