Undertale Dub
mornal for Burgerpants
"Burgerpants" is an employee at the MTT-Brand Burger Emporium, a fast-food restaurant located inside MTT Resort. He is the last vendor in the game and sells the most expensive healing items.
Burgerpants is a highly stressed-out service employee, who hates his job and his employer. He mentions that he originally wanted to be an actor when talking to him, which is likely the reason why he makes a myriad of dramatic facial expressions. He can be sarcastic at times, as shown when he is annoyed. He maintains a cynical view of the world and his future, specifically about his interactions with attractive people. Despite this, he is still shown to be rather hopeful at times. He can be very ecstatic and entitled strongly to his opinions when talking about certain topics.
[He gives player a life advice]
* I'm getting on in years, so let me give you some advice, little buddy.
* You've still got time.
* Don't live like me.
* I'm 19 years old and I've already wasted my entire life.
* Listen.
* I like you, little buddy.
* So I'm gonna save you a lot of trouble.
* Never interact with attractive people.
* Unless you're "one of them," they're just gonna take advantage of you.
* Like that time those two chicks asked me to sneak them some glamburgers.
* And I, naive teenager that I was, said yes to them.
* Bad idea.
* So I went out to the alley to see those two ladies, and uh... you know, see what'd happen next.
* ...
* Then my boss, uh, saw me and asked me what I was doing.
* I was so startled, the hamburgers in my pockets tumbled out onto the ground.
* Not wanting to lose face, I scrambled to pick them up!
* But, as I was leaning over, the weight of the remaining hamburgers...
* ... caused my pants to fall down.
* Then the girls laughed at me.
* Everyone calls me Burgerpants now.
* Future?
* WHAT future?
* Nothing down here ever changes.
* I'll probably be trapped at this stupid job forever.
* ...
* But wait!
* There's one thing that keeps me going!
* If ASGORE gets just one more SOUL, we'll finally get to go to the surface!
* It'll be a brand new world!
* There's gotta be a second chance out there for me!
* For everyone!
* So stay strong, little buddy.
* When I make it big, I'll keep you in mind.
Great job mate! I loved how you gave him that mafia-like voice. xD Very solid and darn good audition! 👍
"Im 19 years old and ive already conquered the entire mafia!"
x'D Oh god i died there xD
SO MUCH win xD add me to skype, will ya? wlo_jirald