"Enough! I grow tired of this spooky 'OoOoO' business! I am a pirate, blast it! Pirates do not MOAN! I am a cold-blooded villian who robs innocents of life and loot, not a crying ghost!"

"It's been a millennium since I gazed out upon the sea! Come! To the open waters!"

"That reminds me, amigo... If you ever get the urge to return to Keelhaul Key, just say the word, okay?"