I'm the Captain of this here vessel. *voice in head talks* What do you mean that's a pig? Be quiet. As I was saying, 10 silver and its all yours.

Wah, oh it's a tree. *pauses* The tree talks. Ello' mate.

Swish swash swosh. That's how I defeated the mighty Blackbeard. Fountain of Youth he called his final words. *voice in head* Hey hey, I'm telling the story not you. As I was saying yes, Fountain of Youth, doesn't exist. Total Myth.