I think I should be the captain, you said age matters, well... since I'm twice your age shouldn't that make me double the leader then? In fact, I'll make myself second in command as well, and my first order of buisness will be to get us out of this stupid cave!

I'm sorry sir! It was an accident I didn't mean to step on you, please!

(internal) Shoot! ... I was hoping Pistol would correct them... grr, She's probably enjoying this... I'll have to find a better way to tell them the truth then...