Hiveswap Friendsim Dub
Childish Memebino for Vikare Ratite
"Vikare is a bronze-blooded troll with dreams of non-interstellar flight, but he keeps these dreams a secret and talks about his "dreams" of spaceflight that he is legally obligated to fulfill. He uses lots of fancy and unfamiliar idioms and metaphors, to the point where not even the player understands a word he's saying. The player still finds his ecstatic nature charming, though, and tries to understand him the best they can."
I'm looking for someone that can portray Vikare's wide range of emotion as well as his quirkiness and use of odd idioms and metaphors. It's stated in the game that his voice "sounds like it belongs in a newsreel about World War II."
~A friend, eh?~
~A bosom companion, a pal-about-town?~
~I've seen nary a Tomman, Dickus, or Harriy round these parts who might fit the bill~
~Oh beans~
~Why I'll be a hornbeast's grubfood!~
~Everything copacetic, new pal?~
~I thought we could be friends, but now I see you're looking for something different~
~My apologies...~
~I think~
~I think it's best if you go elsewhere~