Sec9 Pirate Radio
Uncle Lumpy for Mercenary Bar Ad Guy
A super aggressive man advertising the toughest bar in town.
Feel free to add anything else you think may fit the role, however it's not required.
You think you got the skills to make the kills? Enjoy the idea of being a mercenary? Then if you’re tough enough, come on down to the Merc Bar, and drink with the best.
We’ve got a government’s bounty of food to feed our fellow mercenary! We literally own a monopoly on the gun trade in 2 entire Sectors!
Did I mention we’re the biggest supplier of guns to top mercenaries on Citeis? Because we are!
Giving DrawnActor a run for his money I see, great work!
Thanks... Of course now I have to record a counter-commercial for "Mahoney's Quality Armaments".
Oh my gosh! This is wonderful! I hope you get this!
Thanks... So do I.
I really dig the improvisation!
Thanks, I hope it wasn't out of line.
not at all, personally I think its great and adds lots of charm.