You undoubtedly understand that failure is not an option in this organization. In fact, circumvention to it is what separates us from 4 legs. [pauses] Now... make Mama proud.

[Hysterical and incredulous laughter] You have it all wrong, Darling. I'm just the secretary.

[Soft spoken, somewhat motherly] You see, that's how life is. You put two against each other, the strongest one will always come out on top. Always. At one point it stopped depending on who has the sharpest teeth, or who could breed the fastest. But more on the sharpest stick.