Welcome to your Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor… Your SQUIP. 

And you’re sure you want her? There are many females at this school. I’m accessing footage from the girls’ volleyball practice. It’s very impressive.

It’s useless resisting, Jeremy. I’m going to improve your life if I have to take over the entire student body to do it.

(part of Pitiful Children)

You were always quite the loser, Jeremy

Then I invaded

And you upgraded

Ba-da-ba-ba

Woah

Jeremy, it's true that I found you

But look around you

Woah

All your peers are just so incomple-e-ete

You can't see it, but they're all in p-a-a-ain

Their operating system's obsole-e-ete

So let's complete the chains

And get inside those brains

Let's save the pitiful children

(Woah)

Let's save the pitiful children

(Woah)

Let's teach the pitiful children, who just haven't a clue

Just what to do

He-elp them to he-e-elp you