Be More Chill | Genderbent Rich and Jeremy's Dad Needed!
krayzkit for Rai Goranski (Rich)
The terror to the uncool kids, Rai/Rich Goranski is the sudden cool guy/girl of the Juniors. Rai/Rich is the person who introduces SQUIPs to Jeremy. Near the ending, Rai/Rich reveals she's/he's bisexual. During the song 'Halloween', Rai/Rich goes around asking people if they any Mountain Dew Red—the solution to kill / "erase" an SQUIP— yet his SQUIP makes Rai/Rich burn down Jordan/Jake Dillinger's house, the house's owner, causing the song 'RIch Set A Fire (The Smartphone Hour)' and ending with her/him in a hospital bed with her/his best friend, Jordan/Jake, right next to her/him since Jordan/Jake tried to save her/him.
For this role, I need the (fe)male who's auditioning to sing 'The Squip Song ' after saying the lines. If this isn't done, then you won't be considered.
Link to 'The Squip Song': https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39E5nb0jP8Q
(JEREMY runs into RICH.)
>RICH: Yo, don’t touch me, tall-ass!
JEREMY: Sorry, I was just... trying to get to my...
(RICH turns him against a locker and writes something on his backpack with a marker.)
>RICH: You wash that off, you’re dead.
(JAKE DILLINGER enters.)
>RICH: Jakey D! What’s the story with Madeline?
JAKE: I shouldn’t say. (Beat.) But it’s a good thing I rock at pool.You got any Mountain Dew Red? (pause) It looks like normal Mountain Dew? But red? (pause) SERIOUSLY! WHERE THE FUCK CAN I GET SOME MOUNTAIN DEW RED?
(JEREMY: Hello?)
(He tries to get up.)
(JEREMY: Ow. Ow ow ow ow ow.)
>[high pitched voice, somewhat sounds like he just got braces and has a lisp] RICH: Feels like you’re missing a part of yourself, doesn’t it?
(JEREMY: ...Rich?)
>[high pitched voice, somewhat sounds like he just got braces and has a lisp] RICH: Hurts like a motherfucker too. Be honest: what are they saying about me at school? (Beat.) That bad?
(JEREMY: Sorry...)
>[high pitched voice, somewhat sounds like he just got braces and has a lisp] RICH: Sorry? I’m finally free of that shiny happy hive mind! When I get outta here, the ladies are gonna learn to love the real Richard Goranski. (an epiphany) And the dudes. Oh my god, I’m totally bi!
(JEREMY: Your squip’s gone? But how?)
>[high pitched voice, somewhat sounds like he just got braces and has a lisp] RICH: Ask your buddy. Anti-social headphones kid? He’s been by like, a ton, by the way. What is he, your boyfriend? No judgment. Just curious. Totally bi now.
(Not in the high pitched voice with a lisp, sing 'The Squip Song')
