Please stay seated while we sort this issue, your saftey is our number one concern on Midpork railways.

Attention all passengers headed for People's Majority Republic, your train will be arriving shortly, please stand by. Thank you, and have a safe trip using Midpork railways.

It has come to our attention that someone has been stealing from the boards pantry. A friendly reminder that peanuts and snacks are for only after the train has left the station. So please keep your grubby paws off our grub. Thank you, and as always, have a safe trip using Midpork Railways.