Homestuck Voice Acting Group / Let's Read Homestuck!
Katdocitty for Clubs Deuce
Member of the Midnight Crew, who comes in during the intermission and is present at other times in the story. You'll read the narration during the intermission when it's in Clubs' perspective (it's written in second person, but "you" is referring to Clubs).
He should be voiced with a Chicago mobster accent, like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W137xZ8qYeE
His voice should be pretty doofy higher-pitched, as he's really small and the least threatening of the Midnight Crew members.
You pick up a bunch of cards and fling them Doze-ward.
Didn't accomplish a whole lot, other than put some of your private reading material on embarrassing public display.You're a busy guy so you just pick up any old thing and put it on your head. Since you are in a big hurry you will assume that it is your BACKUP HAT.
Time to hit the road. You beat your hostage into the back of your battledrobe with the bull penis cane.
Wait this is a BULL PENIS CANE? You flip the fuck out over the fact that this is apparently a bull penis cane.
