Let's Read Homestuck Act Omega
know-your-paradoxes for Karkat Vantas
Karkat is a troll whos really grumpy and self loathing, he tends to yell at his friends, but deep down he cares deeply for them.
One rule, yell as loud as possible, other than that you can depict him however you'd like.
KARKAT: STOP RIGHT THERE.
KARKAT: I AM PUTTING A HOLD ON THESE PAINFULLY BLATANT CALIGINOUS OVERTURES RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.
KARKAT: ... WHICH ISN’T TO SAY I’M SOMEHOW PERSONALLY OPPOSED TO WHATEVER, UH. THING. IS DEVELOPING HERE. I COULDN’T CARE LESS REALLY.
KARKAT: IT’S ABOUT SETTING A PRECEDENT.
KARKAT: WE DON’T HAVE THE LUXURY, OR MORE SPECIFICALLY THE *PATIENCE*, TO HANG AROUND FOREVER AND GIVE EVERY PAIR OF STAR-CROSSED ASSHOLES A SUFFICIENT BUFFER ZONE FOR THEIR OPEN DYNAMIC. I CAN'T TALK TO ANY ONE PERSON NOW WITHOUT HEARING A CHERISHING “AWW” FROM ONE OF YOU CHIPPER SHIPPERS.
KARKAT: THE BIZARRE WHISPERFEST WAS SO MUCH BETTER, HONESTLY.
KARKAT: BUT WE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR ANY MORE OF THAT EITHER. THERE’S ACTUALLY IMPORTANT SHIT WE NEED TO DISCUSS.
