Danganronpa: Despairing Encounters
Middytries for Xaiduo
Xaiduo is... an oddball, for sure. She tries to be a terrifying villain, but just isn't very good at it. What's her talent, anyway? She refuses to say, so it's a mystery.
"You dare approach the one and only Xaiduo?! Are you foolish? Don't you know that I am pure evil?! I- I am, I mean it! H- Hey, why are you laughing? I'm not funny! I'm hecking terrifying...! Please don't give me detention. I'm sorry, sir."
"AH-HAH!!! That ought to teach you, and warn you just how evil I truly am!! For you see, when you were not looking, I took a sip of that can of soda of yours. Despicable, yes?! Now, you are infected with my germs, and you have slightly less soda than you did before! So, on a scale of 1-10, how evil would you say that is, exactly?"
"M.. M- Mu- Mur... Wh... U- Um!!! I am pure evil, yes, we all know this, but I... Not even I, Xaiduo, would dare do such a thing! To commit mur- murder, I... Um, I think I-- I think I'm going to be sick. I might faint."