Saint's Farce | Original Audio Play [Main Villains]
epetersonvo for Archangel Lust
Archangel Lust is the most classically charismatic leader in the Church, handpicked from all of the people that fell into the Forest for his strength and abilities, he didn't really choose to take the title that he carries when the protagonist finds him. He speaks very similarly to a radio announcer, and finds comfort in announcing things over the Forest's PA system. He's an upbeat kind of guy, but harbors bitterness and a deep resentment over his current condition, which has driven his mental state very low, and tries to cover that up by carrying himself away with his pretend talk show.
Anybody of any gender will be considered equally for this role! I mostly just use "he" pronouns for him now, but I'll change it to fit whoever is cast.
[Loudly, happily] Hello, my wonderful audience, it is I, Archangel Lust, coming at you from some room in this godforsaken pit! How are you all doing today? Not as bad as I am, I hope. Today, we'll be having a special guest on in I don't actually know whenever she shows up I guess! She's in the staff hall. No wait stuff hall. No student- God whatever, you're not listening.
[Pretending to be comforting] A surprise mystery guest! No, don't worry, you're mostly kind of safe a little bit not really with me! Stop squirming so much, I'd hate to accidentally pop you before we even get to the questions! It looks like we'll be having three contestants, what a treat!
[Singing softly to himself] [Notices another person, and begins softly, without a trace of his "radio" voice] Oh, you. Old friend, to what do I owe this pleasure? Hopefully not business, you know how I hate all that droning talk. Anyway, take a seat, make yourself at home. I really hope you're planning to stay for a while, it's been so lonely around here!
