Homestuck Voice Acting Group / Let's Read Homestuck!
Deathlyreaper527 for Gamzee Makara
Usually, Gamzee is high on a substance called "sopor slime," so think of his usual voice as a typical stoner voice. However, he goes insane when he's sober. For the last section, he alternates between yelling and talking in an eerily calm tone.
sEe MaN, i Am StRaIgHt Up TeLlInG yOu.
MiRaClEs.
iT’s LiKe, AlRiGhT, cOmPuTeRs, RiGhT?
WhAt ThE fUcK?
mIrAcLeS iS wHaT.So In ThE mEaN mOtHeRfUcKiN tImE i’M sUpPoSeD tO gEt YoU tO cOnNeCt To Me. bUt I fUcKiN sPaCeD oUt AnD fOrGoT. BeCaUsE i GuEsS i WaS wAy ToO mOtHeRfUcKiN cHiLl AlL uP iN tHiS sHiT, hAhAhAhAhA! sO jUsT dOwNlOaD tHiS mOtHeRfUcKeR i’M sEnDiNg YoU sO wE cAn KiCk ThIs BiTcH dOwN tHe StAiRs.
TC: i've been kicking the wicked ignorance on this shit.
TC: BEEN MOTHERFUCKIN SLAUGHTERING THE WICKED IGNORANCE, BRO.
TC: all up in lifelong denial about my calling.
TC: AS A DESCENDANT OF THE HIGH MOTHERFUCKIN SUBJUGGLATORS.
TC: we are higher than you, brother.
TC: WE ARE HIGHER THAN MOTHERFUCKIN EVERYBODY.
TC: honk.
