“You are now bound by our contract...Therefore we will provide full explanation through meaningless dialogue to explain the rules of the world we call….Anime”

" Oh you're awake. I had just finished watching this individual burn down a Japanese school. So what can I do for you, protagonist? "

" Dear mother of god. The fandom is just slowly corrupting our wo- Twins! What did I say about banging on the bars. Don't make me get out my big nose!"