I Hate Fairyland (Gertrude) Paid Gig
PaisJane for Gertrude (Casted off site)
She is the main character of this story. If you are uncomfortable with yelling don't audition for this role. She has a lot of pent-up aggression and screams a lot. With all that being said it's all played up for laughs so have fun with it.
This girl is short tempered, vulgar, violent, and angry.
She's basically a 30-year-old who is been trapped in an eight-year-old body for 27 years. So a lot of intense emotions come from that. She just wants to go home.
"(Not angry just trying to be cool)
Larry, shut your maggoty mouth. I'm trying to slow-mo away from this explosion and you're killing my vibe.""(Larry asked what does she miss most about her world)
( starts off calm then gets progressively angrier as she goes on )
Everything. You know, sleeping in beds, asking for directions and getting a straight answer instead of a haiku, School, playing with friends, spending my days being loved by my parents instead of walking endlessly through a world that kidnapped me and forced me to find a HUGGIN' PUFFIN' key that I couldnt give two ZIPS about just to get back to the place I was to begin with! AND
( Larry tells her to shut up )""( maniacal laughter ) look, I'm eating your coppers! ( maniacal laughter )
They're totally alive and I'm eating all of them!
(More mushroom cops come in)
Huh. Yeah, that's a lot. I don't think I'm THAT hungry.
Thanks for the hospitality Sluggy! I'll keep in touch!
( runs away and jumped out the window )""
