Teacher: thank you very much. Next we have Ms. Manjome. 

Young school children: Good morning , senpai. You got a fat ass we’d love to go spelunking in. 

Nun: why certainly.

Computer voice: We interrupt the train conductor as he has been terminated...from his life. Please relax and enjoy our calming on train music.

Train conductor over intercom: Attention passengers! This train has been rigged with a bomb that will detonate if I go under the fast pace of 10 kilometers per hour we are going. Please remain calm as I slow down to 9. 

Young girl #1: I’m sure I left it in there. 

Young girl #2: Akira! Fumi had another- 

 Young girl#3: Ann-chan!