LOVE: An Undertale Series (Voice Actors)
CurtisT3371 for Sans
We kept telling each other jokes for hours. Eventually, I had to leave. Papyrus gets kind of cranky without his bedtime story. But she told me to come by again, and so I did. Then I did again. And again. It's a thing now. Telling bad jokes through the door. It rules. One day, though, I noticed she wasn't laughing very much. I asked her what was up. Then she told me something strange. "If a human ever comes through this door... watch over them and protect them, will you not?" Now, I hate making promises. And this woman, I don't even know her name. But... someone who sincerely likes bad jokes... has an integrity you can't say "no" to. Do you get what I'm saying? That promise I made to her... you know what would have happened if she hadn't said anything?...buddy.... Y o u ' d b e d e a d w h e r e y o u s t a n d
*raises a hand and waves* Heya. (sarcastically) You've been busy, huh? *chuckles* So I've got a question for ya. (sternly) Do you think even the worst person can change...? That everyone can be a good person, if they just try? *a long pause* *unsettling chuckles* *sighs* All right. Well, here's a better question. (angrily) Do you wanna have a bad time? Cause if you take another step forward... you are REALLY not going to like what happens next. *a long pause* *defeated sigh* Welp. *shrugs* (nonchalant) Sorry, old lady. (sternly and quietly) This is why I never make promises...
OR
(sarcastically) Sounds strange, but before all this I was secretly hoping we could be friends. I always thought the anomaly was doing this cause they were unhappy, and (pondering) when they got what they wanted, *slow pause* (quietly) they would stop all this. And maybe all they needed was... *shrugs shoulders and winks* I dunno, some good food, some bad laughs, some nice friends. *chuckle* But that's ridiculous, right? *scoffs* (angrily) Yeah you're the type of person who won't EVER be happy. You'll keep consuming timelines over and over, until... *eyes lower* (half serious) well. Hey. Take it from me kid. Someday... you gotta learn when to QUIT. (shouting) And that day's TODAY!!Toriel: Is something the matter, Sans?
Sans: heh. nothing. don't worry about me, tori. i'm fine
Toriel: Okay, but... remember that we're here to eat noodles, not be lost in our own noodle! *smirks*
Sans: *laughs* wow. that was a good one. at this rate, i'd better learn to 'ketchup' with you and your jokes
Toriel: *laughs* Oh, I think it would be im-pasta-ble to 'ketchup' to me now!
Sans: (a little pouty) hey, those are my jokes. you can't use them against me!
Toriel: Well, I just did! Make some more puns for me to steal!
Sans: *folds his arms across his chest and closes his eyes* nope. no way, tori. you're not getting another joke outta this bonehead... *slyly smirks and opens one eye in her direction* (coyly) unless you give me some sugar
Toriel: *blinks in surprise* What?
(Sans then points to a small box on the table. It contains numerous little packets of sugars and sweeteners)
Sans: the sugar, tori. could you pass me some please? this water needs it
Toriel: (stammering) Oh! You meant--I mean, of course I knew what you meant! *feigned laugh* *she passes him two packets* Here you go *blushes a little*
(Toriel hands him two packets of sugar as she looks at Frisk who confusingly stares at her a bit. She fidgets in her seat before collecting herself again)
Sans: (sarcastically) ah, how sweet of you, tori!
Toriel: (equally sarcastic) Only for the best pun-master in the Underground!
Sans: but tori, we're not in the underground anymore!
Toriel: *leans across the table closer to Sans* Oh, so I guess that means you aren't the pun-master anymore...
Sans: *leans across the table closer to Toriel* hey, i still am. i've just... changed location
Toriel: *leans closer* Oh is that so?
Sans: *leans closer* yeah...
Toriel: Well, it seems to me that you've turned into quite the egg since you've left the underground
Sans: *sits back upright* huh?
Toriel: (struggling to hold back her snickers) Because... you always crack up at your own yokes! *laughs heartily*
Sans: *stares for a second before laughing too* *happy tears form in his eyes* oh man, tori, that was too good!
Toriel: Well, glad that lifted up your soul a little!
Sans: yeah, it did. thanks
Toriel: Anytime! I'm always here for you, you know? *places her large furry hand on his head* You are my special bone friend and you mean a lot to me!
Sans: *blushes slightly* t-thanks. and uhh... you mean a lot tomato! *snickers*
Sans and Toriel: *snickers then laughs uncontrollably*
Thanks for your audition!
If and when I make an Asriel backup casting call, I'd like for you to audition for that as well
Thank you for the feedback. And will do! Asriel was actually my favorite part about the pacifist run in the game haha