All right, potato chips, show's over! Don't you know consuming the Devil's lettuce is a one-way ticket to H-E-Double toothpicks? Your sinful behavior has attracted evil spirits to this school. They're giving me a headache!

I'm not talking about him! You'll find out what I mean soon enough. Hahahaha~! Oh man, (begins coughing) my post-nasal-drip's pretty bad right now. Anyone have a lozenge? (Catching her breath) Guys? Guys? ... Someone pay attention to me ...

... Doofus ... Hehehehehe ...