Song Title: Be Prepared - The Lion King (https://youtu.be/vHP4VbhtGJ4)

Situation: Queen Chrysalis and Nightmare Moon are discussing their plans for when they rule Equestria.

Section of Lyrics Preferred:

I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride

It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking kings and successions
Even you can't be caught unawares

So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era
Is tiptoeing nearer

And where do we feature
Just listen to teacher
I know it sounds sordid
But you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues
And injustice deliciously squared
Be prepared