Like Mr president there's a meteor coming sir. oh yeah, how big is it? It's the size of Texas sir. OH SHIT! Or, how big is it? Its the size of New York City sir. OH SHIT! Sir I'm afraid the comet is the size of your moms dick. OH SNAP! Sir are you familiar with Jupiter?  Yeah. Well its that big sir. Hmm that sounds pretty big. I have a question, is it jupiter?

Ok well you're not saying anything so I guess whether you're nonawake or unasleep or whatever you're just not
around and I'm wasting good material

Look at this guy, what a fucking novice