LOVE: An Undertale Series (Voice Actors)
Zavemann for Sans
We kept telling each other jokes for hours. Eventually, I had to leave. Papyrus gets kind of cranky without his bedtime story. But she told me to come by again, and so I did. Then I did again. And again. It's a thing now. Telling bad jokes through the door. It rules. One day, though, I noticed she wasn't laughing very much. I asked her what was up. Then she told me something strange. "If a human ever comes through this door... watch over them and protect them, will you not?" Now, I hate making promises. And this woman, I don't even know her name. But... someone who sincerely likes bad jokes... has an integrity you can't say "no" to. Do you get what I'm saying? That promise I made to her... you know what would have happened if she hadn't said anything?...buddy.... Y o u ' d b e d e a d w h e r e y o u s t a n d
*raises a hand and waves* Heya. (sarcastically) You've been busy, huh? *chuckles* So I've got a question for ya. (sternly) Do you think even the worst person can change...? That everyone can be a good person, if they just try? *a long pause* *unsettling chuckles* *sighs* All right. Well, here's a better question. (angrily) Do you wanna have a bad time? Cause if you take another step forward... you are REALLY not going to like what happens next. *a long pause* *defeated sigh* Welp. *shrugs* (nonchalant) Sorry, old lady. (sternly and quietly) This is why I never make promises...
OR
(sarcastically) Sounds strange, but before all this I was secretly hoping we could be friends. I always thought the anomaly was doing this cause they were unhappy, and (pondering) when they got what they wanted, *slow pause* (quietly) they would stop all this. And maybe all they needed was... *shrugs shoulders and winks* I dunno, some good food, some bad laughs, some nice friends. *chuckle* But that's ridiculous, right? *scoffs* (angrily) Yeah you're the type of person who won't EVER be happy. You'll keep consuming timelines over and over, until... *eyes lower* (half serious) well. Hey. Take it from me kid. Someday... you gotta learn when to QUIT. (shouting) And that day's TODAY!!Toriel: Is something the matter, Sans?
Sans: heh. nothing. don't worry about me, tori. i'm fine
Toriel: Okay, but... remember that we're here to eat noodles, not be lost in our own noodle! *smirks*
Sans: *laughs* wow. that was a good one. at this rate, i'd better learn to 'ketchup' with you and your jokes
Toriel: *laughs* Oh, I think it would be im-pasta-ble to 'ketchup' to me now!
Sans: (a little pouty) hey, those are my jokes. you can't use them against me!
Toriel: Well, I just did! Make some more puns for me to steal!
Sans: *folds his arms across his chest and closes his eyes* nope. no way, tori. you're not getting another joke outta this bonehead... *slyly smirks and opens one eye in her direction* (coyly) unless you give me some sugar
Toriel: *blinks in surprise* What?
(Sans then points to a small box on the table. It contains numerous little packets of sugars and sweeteners)
Sans: the sugar, tori. could you pass me some please? this water needs it
Toriel: (stammering) Oh! You meant--I mean, of course I knew what you meant! *feigned laugh* *she passes him two packets* Here you go *blushes a little*
(Toriel hands him two packets of sugar as she looks at Frisk who confusingly stares at her a bit. She fidgets in her seat before collecting herself again)
Sans: (sarcastically) ah, how sweet of you, tori!
Toriel: (equally sarcastic) Only for the best pun-master in the Underground!
Sans: but tori, we're not in the underground anymore!
Toriel: *leans across the table closer to Sans* Oh, so I guess that means you aren't the pun-master anymore...
Sans: *leans across the table closer to Toriel* hey, i still am. i've just... changed location
Toriel: *leans closer* Oh is that so?
Sans: *leans closer* yeah...
Toriel: Well, it seems to me that you've turned into quite the egg since you've left the underground
Sans: *sits back upright* huh?
Toriel: (struggling to hold back her snickers) Because... you always crack up at your own yokes! *laughs heartily*
Sans: *stares for a second before laughing too* *happy tears form in his eyes* oh man, tori, that was too good!
Toriel: Well, glad that lifted up your soul a little!
Sans: yeah, it did. thanks
Toriel: Anytime! I'm always here for you, you know? *places her large furry hand on his head* You are my special bone friend and you mean a lot to me!
Sans: *blushes slightly* t-thanks. and uhh... you mean a lot tomato! *snickers*
Sans and Toriel: *snickers then laughs uncontrollably*
Thanks for your audition!
No probs! I hope this was good, as its my first time doing sans in a long time lol