Hellveticia
Anthony Ray Morales for Guard
Preferably some sort of hillbilly or unique/foreign accent that fits the theme. Takes his jobs very seriously even though he's extremely gullible. Is very patriotic in terms of his town and wants to show it off to outsiders. Though serious when on the job he's fairly jolly and excited otherwise. Characters' ignorance leads to a lot of comedic moments so someone with good comedic timing would be helpful.
Are
you… A warlock?So over there is Gracie’s Kitchen.
She cooks the best mystery meat ever! Fun town fact, Mayor NotAWarlock Johnson
actually brings the meat himself at the beginning of every month down from the
lake.Yes.
Be careful though, children always go missing at the end of every month when
they go on the monthly school trip to the lake.
