(URGENT) The Pirates of the Drunken Dolphin: A Radio Comedy
Warhan for Sir Alexander Piccadilly
The main antagonist, Sir Alexander loathes pirates in all forms but is a frequent visitor to the Drunken Dolphin. So he’s a little suspicious when his waiter looks curiously like that wretched pirate captain on those wanted posters. Formal, uptight and probably a Puritan, Sir Alexander’s mission in life is essentially to ruin all forms of fun in any way possible.
Alexander's voice should be posh without a hint of apology for it. He's of the highest class and very well educated, so speaks with incredibly clear diction and a pomposity attributable to the smarmiest of prats.
That is the countenance of one of the most terrible pirates ever to curse our once law-abiding seas.
And when I get my hands on them, I shall have them hanged, beheaded and then their severed looks of surprise and fury speared in steel and hoisted up onto the walls of the port. A message to all other pirates of the seas - this is the punishment ye shall receive should ye cross the path of the notorious Sir Alexander Picadilly!
I was just on my way home after a long day's hanging when I thought to myself, what I really wanted was a steak and kidney pudding from my favourite pub. You have no objections, yes?
