Ma chère Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. And now, we invite you to relax. Let us pull up a chair, as the dining room proudly presents... your dinner

Be our guest! Be our guestPut our service to the testTie your napkin 'round your neck, cherieAnd we'll provide the restSoup du jourHot hors d'oeuvresWhy, we only live to serveTry the grey stuff, it's deliciousDon't believe me? Ask the dishes They can sing, they can danceAfter all, Miss, this is FranceAnd a dinner here is never second bestGo on, unfold your menuTake a glance and then you'llBe our guestOui, our guestBe our guest!