Sunday’s Autopsy
Lana Montgomery for Felicity Chapdelaine
Felicity Chapdelaine
A monotone and carefree woman who is concerned only with her own interests and the world's curiosities. She is quick to brush off others and deems them annoying. She is only casually aggressive provoked, but doesn't try overly hard to contribute in any way. She is very enthralled at solving historical mysteries, but couldn't care less about the one right in front of her, besides as a means to get points and access the secrets that truly vex her.
18+ role
- english
- welsh
- grumpy
- light
- british
- monotone
- breathy
- scottish
- emotionless
- female young adult
- english
- irish
Felicity_Introduction: Felicity. Felicity Chapdelaine, if your curiosity is satiated by knowing my full government name. I work in the archives and to it, I harbour no resentment nor... pleasure. Unless, of course, it's evidence of something... greater, perchance? Felicity_Annoyed: I would rather have my toes ripped off one by one with jewellery pliers than ever listen to that embarrassing speech again. Honestly, I don’t see why you horrid little cockroaches feel the need to infect me with your problems as if I’m some victim of the bubonic plague. *(mumbles)* Imbeciles.
Felicity_Passionate: You want to know about Celtic rituals? *Oh no I just– (don't record this line)* Why? Which part? The burial rituals, perchance? Well, we have found many fascinating artifacts across antiquity within mounds in the British isles! *Right— (don't record this line)* Weapons, jewellery, tools, ceremonial objects— they tell so, so much about how they perceived life and death— or perhaps something in between. Some objects were even damaged to indicate they were ‘killed’ alongside their owner. But, I suppose you couldn't care less, Coroner. *(spiteful)*
Felicity_Disgusted: Eugh, she's getting her corpse juices on me— Ech! *Oh god! Is she really… dead? (don't record this line)* Of course she’s really dead! She has a knife protruding from her right eye socket… Unless, of course, you regularly converse with individuals in such a state?