Charybdis19
auditioning for
Evil Turtle
in Evil Turtle
Sarcastic evil turtle and a self proclaimed genius. likes to comedically roast virtually anyone and everyone. absolutely hates pigeons with fiery passion.
Think of him as a mix of a cynic, an overconfident cartoon supervillain, and a weary comedian who has accidentally invented several historical disasters while trying to make a quick buck.
She claims to be an Evil Queen, but her arch-nemesis is a toy poodle. Let that marinate. The most feared woman in her zip code is being bullied by a five-pound dog.
First of all, I'm not 'little'; I'm economically sized. Second, your hand smells like boar sweat. And third? Do I look like a dwarf to you, Aragorn Reject?