Hello human people! I'm the Doctor, this is Phillip and this is Norway. I'm two million years old, possibly have a few problems and here to save your pathetic little lives, how does that sound?

For the last time, it's the Doctor, why the Hell do people keep calling me "Doctor Who"?! it makes no sense!

*sips tea* (with a blunt tone)... fuck all, that's what we're doing.