Human.... Don't ya know how to greet a new pal?Turn around and shake my hand... ... (Whoopie cushion) Heheh... The old whoopie cushions in the hand trick. It always funny.

ugh...
that being said... you, uh, really like swinging that thing around, huh? ...
listen.

i know you didn't answer me before, but... somewhere in there. i can feel it.
there's a glimmer of a good person inside of you. the memory of someone who
once wanted to do the right thing. someone who, in another time, might have
even been... a friend? C'mon, buddy. Do you remember me? please, if you're
listening... let's forget all of this, ok? Just lay down your weapon, and...
well, my job will be a lot easier. (Spare Sans)(Kill sound)
Geeettttttt
dunked on!!! If we're really friends... you won't come back.

It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming... on days like these, kids like you...
Should be burning in hell.