Nic Madd
auditioning for
Sailor Jupiter/ Lita
in Sailor Moon DiC Abridged Smallville Special
This role has Sailor Jupiter portrayed as a very horny, very Zionist young Jewish girl that's rebelling from her antizionist Ultra Orthodox Jewish parents. She is also very bad at money and gambles a bit too much. Do not apply if this makes you uncomfortable
Now let your uncle know that I ain’t repaying money he scammed out of me.
you’re lucky you’re pretty cute or else I’d think this was a deal breaker. No worries, Lita with Jewish work ethic is here and who is this lovely lady?
Why does G-D hate me so much? It’s because I’m Jewish isn’t it