Comic Dub - TF2 (Voices Needed)
drsimetra for Soldier
American. Very manly, served in world war II although wasn't actually signed up by the army. He went on his own nazi killing spree and earned gold medals for it... which were homemade and created out of cardboard and paint. Soldier isn't the brightest tool in the shed but he is very demanding and devoted to America and defending her. [Highly suggested to watch "Meet the Soldier" before attempting the audition.]
(If you're able to do so, two or three takes of the same line in different styles/tones/moods would be very helpful!)
"The robots are going to attack the Mann Co. facility at 20 gravel pit way at exactly Thirteen hundered hours tomorrow. We'll never see it coming!"
"That is nothing! Look what I got in the mail! I am also going to drop it on the floor like all of you did!"
"And then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth. And then he herded them onto a boat... and then he beat the crap out of every single one."