Just hearing that name makes my ears feel unclean.

Honestly, did you really believe that fairy tale written by a mortal claiming that vampires are vulnerable to garlic, holy crosses and sunshine?

Honestly, what high maintenance servant you are. I wish you would stop creating work for me. Unlike some people, I have no time to enjoy myself. Although some black tea would be nice, I'm more in the mood for a sip of your blood in stead. That's about all your good for anyway. There's simply no way around it prepare for some strict training and hold on tight little girl!