somerandomguywithavoice
auditioning for
Baseball Player - Cuppa Joe Sketch
in Fallout Radio Mod 2
Player thinks he's getting called up to the Major Leagues, but instead is called up for a literal cup of coffee
http://3dnpc.com/wiki/scripts/commercial-radio/
Player: When they told me I was getting a cup of coffee, I thought I was being called up to the majors. I called my family and they were gonna fly in from Oklahoma. It's been twelve years. Twelve long years and I thought I was finally going to the show. Even if it was just for a cup of coffee.
Roastmaster: That's what we make here, coffee.
Player:It was supposed to be an analogy.
Roastmaster: Nope, it's actually coffee.
Player:I think I'm gonna cry.