"Alright listen up you idiots. You are all here for many different reasons. Some of you wanna know what it’s like to stomp a pub! Some of you just got a Hunstman and said, “Hey this is cool.” Others of you have no idea what is going on and many of you were inspired by this man right here!"

"Shut up. We need you guys to rest up because we’ll be sending you off to Hightower again tomorrow. We need you to secure the place and make sure that there is no more resistance to the Sneaky Snipahs there. Word is now that the Heavy and his band of ruffians are gone, spies have started taking over."

"Well boys. We gotta send you out on a mission again. A group of rogue mercenaries are setting up a base at Harvest. We can’t let our outpost fall into the wrong hands. You three will be going alone. Be careful out there, and may Sneaks watch over you."